Finding Your Hiking Tribe: Which One Are You?
We all know hiking is good for us—great for the legs, lungs, heart and maybe even the soul—but if you’re new to the trails, it can feel a bit overwhelming. Everyone seems to have advice (a lot of it unsolicited), and before you know it, you’re drowning in opinions about gear, routes, and etiquette.
The best way to start? Find your tribe. You know, the people who make hiking feel less like a chore and more like an adventure. After extensive and very real research (wink), it turns out there are seven distinct tribes of hikers.
So, which one do you belong to? Let’s find out.
1. Hardcore Heroes
These folks don’t just hike—they conquer. Alarms set for “ungodly o’clock,” they hit the trails before the sun has even yawned its first rays. For them, sunrise isn’t something to admire; it’s just a checkpoint in their relentless pursuit of productivity.
Decked out in top-notch gear (because performance requires investment), they move with laser focus. By the time you’re pouring cereal, they’ve already crushed a trek, showered, and are sipping a latte while scrolling through emails.
Total respect, Hardcore Heroes. You inspire and intimidate us in equal measure.
2. Talking Trekkers
Exercise? Sure. But gossip? Essential. For these hikers, the trail is a moving social club. They stick to familiar paths where they can walk, talk, and avoid any pesky need for maps.
The rhythm of their footsteps matches the flow of their stories. The hike usually ends mid-scandal or punchline, with a cheery, “Oh, we’re back already? Catch you next time!”
Kudos to the Talkers. Equal parts stamina and storytelling—we salute you!
3. Tax Return Ramblers
Let’s be honest, hiking isn’t your first choice. Like doing your taxes, you procrastinate until the deadline looms—usually in the form of a persistent friend who won’t let you back out again.
But once you’re out there, something magical happens. You start to enjoy yourself (albeit grudgingly at first). By the end, you’re snapping photos like a nature enthusiast and basking in the glory of your own perseverance.
Well done, Tax Return Ramblers. You got it done, and that’s what counts.
4. Lone Wolf Walkers
You’re not here for the chit-chat. Hiking, for you, is pure solitude—a chance to escape, reflect, and maybe solve the world’s problems (or at least your own).
Nature is your therapist, and the trail is your sanctuary. While others share their experiences on social media, you keep your adventures private. It’s not about the likes; it’s about the peace.
Hats off to you, Lone Wolves. Your need for solitude is something we could all learn from.
5. Dine-Out Dawdlers
Once upon a time, you did a hike—a big one. You enjoyed it, took some photos, and have been telling people about it ever since. That was, admittedly, three years ago.
When friends invite you on a hike now, your response is always, “I’d love to, but not today—next time for sure.” Your hiking shoes are gathering dust, but hey, that one epic walk still counts, right?
Cheers to you, Dine-Out Dawdlers. You’ve got the stories, and that’s half the fun.
6. Nervous Newbies
You’ve heard the hype: hiking is great for your health. But stepping onto a trail for the first time? Terrifying. What if you’re too slow? What do you wear? Will you be able to keep up?
Despite your worries, you give it a go. And guess what? The group is welcoming, the pace manageable, and the hills not as monstrous as they seemed. Before long, you’re chatting, laughing, and wondering why you didn’t do this sooner. You may even join this random group of strangers for coffee and cake at the end. Who knew!
Bravo, Nervous Newbies. You took the hardest step—the first one—and nailed it.
7. Bell Curve Boundaries
You pride yourself on being at the extreme ends of the hiking bell curve. Either you’re a super-fit adrenaline junkie who scoffs at the leisurely pace of hiking, or you’re firmly in the “exercise isn’t my thing” camp, cheering from the sidelines with a drink in hand.
Well done, Boundary Keepers. Whether you’re pushing limits or avoiding them entirely, we respect your dedication to your lane.
No Matter Your Tribe
The beauty of hiking is that it welcomes everyone. Whether you’re chasing sunrises, swapping stories, or finding peace in solitude, there’s a trail and a tribe for you. So lace up those boots, grab some snacks (very important), and get out there.
After all, hiking isn’t just good for the body—it’s food for the soul. And let’s be honest, we could all use a little more of that.
Disclaimer: No actual research was conducted. This is all just for fun—kind of like hiking should be!
Looking to hit the trails but don’t want to go solo? Finding a hiking group near you is easier than you think! Start by checking Facebook groups, Meetup, or local outdoor stores that often have community boards with hiking events. National parks and outdoor clubs also host group hikes, perfect for beginners and seasoned trekkers alike.
If you’re in South East Queensland, why not join us at Happy Hikers Toowoomba? We welcome hikers of all abilities for fun, friendly, and scenic adventures in the Toowoomba region. Come for the trails, stay for the mateship! 🥾🌿 See you out there!